Assquatch [Unhinged]
| Set: | Unhinged |
| Type: | Creature — Donkey |
| Cost: | {4}{R} |
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?